11 August, 2009

Teori Baru Math. Tambahan hahaha

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn moneyDonkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore, Women - spend = DonkeysIn other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And,
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, what we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2,
we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Kalau korang nak percaya ikut korang Abangaji tak termasuk golongan yang buat TEORI ini dan tak termasuk dalam golongan yang dalam TEORI ini. hehe

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