26 August, 2009

Elakkkan bencana ! H1N1

Elakkkan bencana ! H1N1

Apa itu H1N1?

viral novel influenza type A H1N1. ianya berasal dr virus avian flu (selsema burung H5N1)

yang telah menjangkiti babi @ khinzir dan telah bergabung dengan swine flu (yg sepatutnya

hanya menjangkit ternakan babi sahaja) dan telah evaluasi (mutasi) untuk penyesuaian diri

di dalam ‘host’ yg lebih tinggi di dlm rantaian makanan @ manusia. dan semasa di dlm badan

manusia, sekali lagi ia berevolusi supaya ia menjadi ‘air born’ dan menjangkit dr manusia

kpd manusia.

Jangka hayat virus

Oleh kerana ia adalah viurs yg air born, ia hanya boleh bertahan di udara selama 2 hingga 8 jam

sahaja. jika selepas tempoh tersebut ia idak mendapat perumah @ host( badan manusia) ia akan

mati.Maka bilik yang dibiarkan selama 24 jam dengan air ventilation yg baik….akan ‘bersih’

dr virus tersebut.

Apa yg perlu tahu ? Asal virus ini

Sebenarnya telah terdapat outbrake di US sebelum terjadi outbrake di mexico tp tidak

dilaporkan kpd WHO.kemungkinan outbrake ini telah dikesan dan US mahu ‘baling batu

sembunyi tangan’ lalu tercetus la outbrake di mexico.

virologi virus H1N1

incubation period yg singkat pada purata 2 hari dgn julat 1 – 4 hari
ini bermakna ia cepat menyerang badan manusia setelah ia menjangkit pesakit
pesakit akan menunjukkan simptom selepas 1 hari dijangkit paling cepat dan

selewat2nya hari ke-4 H1N1 sebenarnya adalah selsema biasa namun kpd pesakit yg

berisiko, ia dapat membunuh. jika pesakit adalah seorang yg normal, ia hanya akan

memberi kesan seperti demam selsema biasa dan batuk.

cara serangan :

virus ini boleh disebarkan melalui batuk, bersin dan percakapan
virus ini akan menyerang sistem pernafasan ( seperti selsema burung dan SARS)
peringkat awal, ia hanya pada ‘trakea’ jika tidak mendapat rawatan awal, ia akan menyerang

paru2 dan boleh menyebabkan kematian akibat ‘lung collapse’
ia amat merbahaya kpd golongan yg berisiko tinggi

siapa yang berisiko?
1. Orang yg ada masaalah ‘obesiti’ @ gemuk
2. Perempuan yg mengandung
3. Orang yg ada astmatic
4. Orang2 yg bermasalah dgn sistem imunisasi :-

( menjalani ‘operation yg besar’, kanak2 yg belum cukup suntikan imunisasi, golongan2 yg rendah tahap imuniti eg. HIV ext.)
* kematian yg telah dilaporkan terdiri drpd golongan2 di atas

11 August, 2009

Teori Baru Math. Tambahan hahaha

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= =================================

Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn moneyDonkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===============
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore, Women - spend = DonkeysIn other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And,
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, what we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2,
we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Kalau korang nak percaya ikut korang Abangaji tak termasuk golongan yang buat TEORI ini dan tak termasuk dalam golongan yang dalam TEORI ini. hehe

You know you work in Corporate if ...

You know you work in Corporate if ...
1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.
2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket.
3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
4) You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
5) You learn about your layoff on CNN.
6) Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
7) Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
8) You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
9) Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
10) It's dark when you drive to and from work.
11) Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
12) "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
13) You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
14) Free food left over from meetings is your main staple diet.
15) Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
16) Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
17) You're already late on the assignment you just got.
18) Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
19) Your boss' favorite lines are "When you get a few minutes", "In your spare time", "When you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
20) Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".

Memang ada yg kena salah satu item kat atas tu hehe